New England Automotive Insanity

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Title: Poll! What is the main cause of death for Subarus?
Post by: ACE on February 14, 2014, 12:13:30 PM
VOTE!
Title: Re: Poll! What is the main cause of death for Subarus?
Post by: Dan on February 14, 2014, 12:22:41 PM
Always rod knock
Title: Re: Poll! What is the main cause of death for Subarus?
Post by: ACE on February 14, 2014, 12:24:52 PM
Always rod knock

Unless it's lack of whale semen.
Title: Re: Poll! What is the main cause of death for Subarus?
Post by: seat safety switch on February 14, 2014, 02:10:23 PM
It depends on the age.

AgeCauseEvidence
1-30 days (Infant Mortality)Understeering into a treeMonster Energy drink stickers, flat billed hats
1-5 years (Commuter Death)Rear-ended by CR-VGolden retriever piss, french fries ground into carpet
5-10 years (Winter Beater Death)The KnocksIt's a Subaru
10-15 years (Rally Death)Dan, strut tower rustInterior caked with thick coat of catte fur
ForeverThe heat death of the universeEJ22