I bought this thing last November. Let's go over what's going on with it.
It looked like shit when I first bought it for $700 from some rando who used it for transporting herself to her dead-end retail job before her and her husband found out about the miracle of
financing a new Kia
New corner markers because the passenger side was cracked, check out that hail damage:

I also replaced the shocks with an $80 set of DC Integra shocks I bought from a dude that I found who lived near my house.
The radio doesn't work because Honda
soldered the fucking fuse in:

Check out how bent the old suspension was, the tire looks like a Stegosaurus:

Somehow my tail lights are rusty:


Why did I buy new tires, the fucking Canadian Tire morons didn't do them right and they leak like crazy

But it drives places

and I painted the wing mirrors

and I put a dead pedal in it

then the ECU died so i was like "oh shit" and had to get the thing towed home
I bought this ECU to get me around until then, believe it or not it wasn't chipped

then I recapped the original P06 ECU (fucking C14) so now it runs great
then I bought three sets of 13" winter tires for $9.64 a tire on warehouse clearout so I am going to stud them and ice race this bitch
and that's the story of my Honda