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What is the main cause of death for Subarus?

Connecting Rod Knock
- 1 (11.1%)
Rust
- 1 (11.1%)
The Knocks (general)
- 4 (44.4%)
Golden Retriever piss
- 3 (33.3%)
Timing belt failure
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 8


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Poll! What is the main cause of death for Subarus?
« on: February 14, 2014, 12:13:30 PM »
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Re: Poll! What is the main cause of death for Subarus?
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 12:22:41 PM »
Always rod knock
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Re: Poll! What is the main cause of death for Subarus?
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 12:24:52 PM »
Quote from: Dan on February 14, 2014, 12:22:41 PM
Always rod knock

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Re: Poll! What is the main cause of death for Subarus?
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 02:10:23 PM »
It depends on the age.

AgeCauseEvidence
1-30 days (Infant Mortality)Understeering into a treeMonster Energy drink stickers, flat billed hats
1-5 years (Commuter Death)Rear-ended by CR-VGolden retriever piss, french fries ground into carpet
5-10 years (Winter Beater Death)The KnocksIt's a Subaru
10-15 years (Rally Death)Dan, strut tower rustInterior caked with thick coat of catte fur
ForeverThe heat death of the universeEJ22
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